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The Only Act In Town
Liam Von Battenburg III

About Liam Von Battenburg III

Madness takes it's Toll..... so please be sure you have the exact money as we don't give change.

My friend Derick
So who is Liam Von battenburg III? A singer, performer? o.k the last one isn't actually true but yes he is a singer and perfomer and yes you really can book him as part of your show!
Liam is a Singer, character performer and master of the costume if you need a singing act as part of your show then you have come to the right place, need a host for you show? He can do that. Need someone to dress up in a mask and sing Phantom of the Opera? He's your man, need someone to dress up as a sad clown and twist badly made baloon animals, that is right up his alley.
In fact any kind of performance ... he's willing to give it a go and don't be supprised if he's done it already.

Hello & Welcome!

Hi I'm a bit sad and make bad baloon animals

Nice to meet you!

If you need me to be, I can be a serious singer too and I don't need to be in costume ... but I do insist on wearing clothes.

Whats Up!

My Mum says can you go and click the like button on my facebook page or I'm not allowed to have any dinner.


Music

"But How do I know you can even sing?"
Well that's easy, Here are a just a few examples of my work, The internet is far too small to for everything I've done but it should give you an idea



Or you could just visit my Youtube channel

Don't forget to like and subscribe!

and if you want to you could always .......

Put your clothes on and i'll buy you an ice cream.

James Bond - For Your Eyes Only
Mingle with the Rich and Powerfull, seductive beaties in designer cocktail dresses, men in Savil Row tuxedoes but be on the look out for the man with a Walther PPK and the Martini, shaken not stirred. A show full of danger and seduction, with as many car chases that can possible fit on one stage (which sadly is none)
Electric Cabaret with give you a licence to chill as we use our licence to thrill with the hottest bond girls and most evil British villains you will see this side of the big screen

I've never been one to run around in Speedos on the beach.

Jason Statham
It may be -4 below and the middle of Winter but we will hot up your event with with the Electric Cabaret Bach Party Hula girls, Limbo dancing and bit of calypso will go well with you rum punch and your strawberry daiquiri.
Bring a taste of the beach to your next event with Electric Cabaret's beach party themed evening.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

David Nivan
Ahhh the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the croud! Lead by our Ringmistress allow us to delight you with daring feats of strength, acrobatics and comedic clowns.
All the fun of the circus but at your own event and who knows ... there may even be time for baloon animals?

Nobody here likes Herring

Liam Von Battenburg III
Is there something you need for your event but you can't find it here?
Or perhaps you know what you want but just can't find it anywhere, well we may be able to help.
with 276 years of combined experiance within our team we know a lot of people in the biz and who knows, we may just be able to make your dream event, a reality.

Why Choose Liam Von Battenburg III?

He's Creative

Truely groundbreaking acts performed with profesionalism and style

He's Punctual

No wondering if the acts are going to turn up, He will probably be there long before you arrive.

He Is etablished

He has been in the entertainment industry for over 25 years and he will be here another 25.

We go the extra mile

Then we realilse we have overshot the venue and turn back round ... but we are still there on time.

He is enviromentally responsible

All his fire performers use unleaded fuel to reduce our carbon footprint

He's Friendly

Free High five for every booking

We have worked with some great people over the years, here are a few of them you may also want to book

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This creative duo bring sensuality and character to their acts taking the variety world by storm. Bitter and Twisted Burlesque specialise in pole dance, aerial silk ropes, aerial hoop, duo acrobatics, fire spinning and body burning.

Sussex Magician Leon's magic is unique, in every sense of the word. From his personable approach to his art, to his outfits and adornments, Leon is far from 'just another magician' but something else entirely.

World class Burlesque performer, jazz singer and pinup girl

In my opinion the Queen of Gorelesque, one of the most beautifull performers I know with an amazing amount of unique acts that will shock and delight you.

hosts comedians, burlesque acts, circus performers, storytellers, physical theatre, clowning, musical theatre, singers, dancers, drag acts, contortionists, magicians, musicians and more.

What people say?

"This guy is fantasic!"

Random Guy on the street.

"Who are you?
Why are you wearing a seqined swimming costume
Get out of my house!"

Old Lady at number 26.

What people say?

Phasellus luctus commodo ullamcorper a posuere rhoncus commodo elit. Aenean congue, risus utaliquam dapibus. Thanks!

John Doe, doodle inc.

What people say?

Phasellus luctus commodo ullamcorper a posuere rhoncus commodo elit. Aenean congue, risus utaliquam dapibus. Thanks!

John Doe, doodle inc.

Contact

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